Politically Incorrect Christmas Walking Tour

Get merry on Copenhagen’s most unapologetically festive walking tour. Denmark may be dark and freezing, but we’ll warm you up with questionable jokes, Christmas chaos, and enough holiday spirit to power an entire Tivoli light show!

Wander through Copenhagen’s Christmas markets, where gløgg is steaming, sweet treats are tempting, and your holiday budget is in immediate danger. Come prepared to buy whatever takes your fancy– a beer, a warming drink, or something sweet. Being nice is optional. Treating yourself is encouraged.

Walk the same wintery streets as Hans Christian Andersen and Charles Dickens and learn about their awkward Christmas encounter. Discover why Danes hang hearts everywhere, and find out how a nation famous for hygge celebrates a season famous for stress.
From royal Christmas traditions at D’Angleterre to cozy market stalls, Viking yuletide chaos, executions (because of course), drag-queen-adjacent décor, and the scandalous history of the Julebryg beer release.

Food and drinks are not included. Bring your Christmas spirit– and a budget for market treats!