Name: Rude Bastards Free Tour of Paris
Brand: Can You Handle It Tours
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Rude Bastards Free Tour of Paris

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Run by a local guide · Can You Handle It Tours

Booking is free; at the end you give the guide what you think is fair. Free cancellation at any time.

Join the Rude Bastards Free Tour and discover Paris with bold humor and zero filters! Explore iconic spots like Notre Dame and the Louvre while laughing your way through the city's untold stories.

Duration

2 h

Destination

Paris

Meeting Point

Pl Saint-michel (Saint-Michel Fountain)

Provider

Can You Handle It Tours

Description

Paris: the city of love, lights, and a lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.

History isn’t just dates and facts; it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence. Starting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral.

We will cross the romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité. Finally, we will go up to the Louvre Museum, where our guide will rudely point to the Eiffel Tower and tell you to find your own way. All in all, we promise an experience to leave you confused, scandalized, and laughing till your ribs hurt.

So what are you waiting for?

***PLEASE NOTE**** "Be sure to book at least 1 hour in advance, since we can't possibly make it to the meeting point in less than 1 hour". We do require a minimum of 3 people to operate the tour.

Traveler reviews

33 reviews in total · Opinions from people who already lived the experience

Fun and entertaining walking tour.

Jeremy’s walking tour around the old city of Paris was entertaining and informative with many interesting facts and stories. We really enjoyed our time walking around Old Paris with Jeremy as our guide.

Marija Woods · November 2026

awesome

We really enjoyed the tour in Paris! It was fun and interesting. The kids were a bit sceptical beforehand, but they ended up loving it too. Jeremy really makes an effort to connect with everyone personally. The stop along the way was a nice touch. Highly recommended!

Xavier Serradura · October 2026

great experience

for everyone who wants something other then "a normal tour"

Aphrodite Adamidou · September 2026

Enjoyable intro to the city

Jeremy was an egaging and knowledgeable guide. We learned random facts aboit Paris. This was a nice overview of a few sights within walking distance to each other.

Alyssa Whitesides · August 2026

Fantastic

We had Vinny who was a wonderful guide! We had both been to Paris before so it was a lovely mix of history, big sights and off the beaten track places with a good mix of humour. Would 100% reccomend

Emily Stanford · June 2026

Delightful Tour of Paris with Jeremy

Had a great tour of Paris with Jeremy, as he took us to familiar AND unfamiliar places and regaled us with background stories we had not known (even though we’ve visited Paris many times before). Jeremy was very personal and responsive to our (many) questions. Highly recommend this tour for those who might want to learn about Paris — especially about some sights and places (with accompanying stories) that may not be in your typical guidebook.

Mary Dilenschneider · May 2026

Rude Bastards Free Tour of Paris

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