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Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam

Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam

Walking tour

Run by a local guide · Can You Handle It Tours

Refundable cancellation up to 24 h before.

Discover a different side of Amsterdam with our politically incorrect tour. Dare to join the most irreverent tour of the city, full of black humor and a dose of history. Getting ready for a unique experience is not suitable for the most sensitive.

Duration
2 h 30 min
Destination
Amsterdam
Meeting Point
Amsterdam central station. Opposite of the main entrance is a cafe - Restaurant LOETJE. All guides will have a tiny yellow company flag.
Provider
Can You Handle It Tours

Description

Get ready for a wild ride through the streets of Amsterdam! This isn't your typical, boring, politically correct tour. Think of it as the unapologetically bold and hilarious tour of the city. Expect lots of colorful language, humor that may push the envelope, and, yes, a healthy dose of history thrown in for good measure. So, if you're ready to break away from the norm and experience Amsterdam like never before, then this is the tour for you!

No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed.

***PLEASE NOTE**** Be sure to book with at least 2 hours in advance, since we can't possibly make it to the meeting point in less than 1 hour.

Includes

  • Amsterdam Centraal Station IJzijde
  • Café Karpershoek
  • Dam Square
  • Amsterdam Museum
  • Begijnhof
  • Bloemenmarkt
  • Staalmeestersbrug
  • Rembrandt House Museum
  • Waag

Meeting Point

Amsterdam central station. Opposite of the main entrance is a cafe - Restaurant LOETJE. All guides will have a tiny yellow company flag.

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Traveler reviews

149 reviews in total · Opinions from people who already lived the experience

Amazing tour! Xenia was the best!

Xenia was super lovely and friendly! The tour was interesting and her way to tell the history of Amsterdam is very catchy! Highly recommend tour!

Simone Vecchi · August 2026

Funny and rude

IT was fun. I heard Lots of interesting Things about Amsterdam

Thomas Schmidt · September 2025

A nice tour

This tour was very friendly and well presented. Not quite what we thought it would be based on the title. Was quite calm but Flora did a great job.

Alison · July 2025

Amsterdam with humour

Andy was a great tour guide and we really enjoyed it. She gave us useful and interesting information about Amsterdam but delivered in an unstuffy and amusing way. At the end of the tour we finished near an old bar that she said the locals drink in. We went in to try her favourite beer, had some lunch and stayed for hours. It was a fun afternoon and felt like the real Amsterdam. Thank you Andy.

Gary Morrad · May 2025

Great tour with Flora

It was a really nice tour and Flora made it amusing even with quite terrible weather. She has a great spirit and I didn't feel all this time flying!

Marta Kozakiewicz · May 2025

Flora is great. Has a lot of knowledge

Very friendly tour and funny. Recommended

Laufer · March 2025

FromEUR €25

approx. MXN $521

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EUR €25

approx. MXN $521

★ 4.7 · 149 reviews

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